Giant building sized lizards ruled the earth for 200 million years and didn't wreck the place. Hairless monkeys have been in control for 10,000 years and are about to burn this mother down. All because of thumbs...

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The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that nobody asks him if they can try his glasses

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All those Hawaiian teenagers who told their crushes that they love them after the alert must be having a hard time now

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What if there actually was a missile on its way to Hawaii, but in action movie fashion, was stopped by a secret agent last second?

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If you have $10,000 and found a $20 bill in your pocket, it would be the equivalent of Bill Gates finding $180 million in his pocket.

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Whoever put the b in subtle was a genius

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There’s going to be a lot of mid-October nuclear scare babies born in Hawaii

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