Giant building sized lizards ruled the earth for 200 million years and didn't wreck the place. Hairless monkeys have been in control for 10,000 years and are about to burn this mother down. All because of thumbs...

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The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that nobody asks him if they can try his glasses

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All those Hawaiian teenagers who told their crushes that they love them after the alert must be having a hard time now

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What if there actually was a missile on its way to Hawaii, but in action movie fashion, was stopped by a secret agent last second?

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If you have $10,000 and found a $20 bill in your pocket, it would be the equivalent of Bill Gates finding $180 million in his pocket.

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Whoever put the b in subtle was a genius

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There’s going to be a lot of mid-October nuclear scare babies born in Hawaii

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Somewhere in Hawaii, a man has gone to his bunker, lost cell reception, and will not to be seen again for a few decades.

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A fly flying through a fart must be like a human driving past KFC

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It would be great to see a bunch of professional athletes from various sports just playing tag.

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Google should congratulate you with fireworks or something if you're the first person ever to search for that specific term.

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A nut for a jar of tuna backwards is also a nut for a jar of tuna

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You don't realize how awesome it is to be in good health until you get sick

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What if Scooby was just a normal dude but the gang thought he was a dog because they were always super high.

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If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

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A 'hedge maze' made from sheets of falling water would be awesome at a water park.

If you got lost or wanted to exit you could just walk out of it. On top would be a grid of water spouts that cast sheets of water down, and the maze layout could change daily, or hourly.

What if dinosaurs had huge ears this whole time, but we’ll never know since there’s no bones in them?

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"Never odd or even" backwards is still "Never odd or even"

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Getting home late at night and realising you stripped the bed clothes earlier and didn’t replace them is actually heartbreaking.

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You either quit as Spongebob, or you work there long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.

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