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Sunday, February 1, 2015

Lesbian chatrooms are probably filled with men pretending to be lesbians talking to other men pretending to be lesbians

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It's messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can't accidentally make a pizza.

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The bags in cereal boxes should have ziplock tops

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I'm really good at solving Rubik's cubes in reverse.

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Canada is 50% the letter A


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I pay every month to get my hair cut. I am paying a subscription fee for my hairstyle.


Unless I cut it myself, of course. But I've never done that.






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Saturday, January 31, 2015

It's expensive to be poor.

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