Browsing Reddit when bored is like the virtual version of checking the refrigerator

You click all the things that look good first, then refresh the page and come back with lower standards

Racial discrimination must sound ridiculous to blind people.

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When my iPhone says "Siri not available" it should be in a voice other than Siri's.

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Getting stoned in Jamaica and getting stoned in Iraq are two very different things.

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What if backpacks were a sentient species and have trained us to let them ride us like we ride horses?

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Lesbian chatrooms are probably filled with men pretending to be lesbians talking to other men pretending to be lesbians

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It's messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can't accidentally make a pizza.

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