I wonder if my cursor has passed over every pixel on my screen

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fapé is when you jerkoff with your pinky up... the rich persons fap

Adding an "e" with an accent mark adds a touch of class to any event.

Our brain is our most important organ. According to our brain.

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No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember, there's a millionaire out there because of pool noodles.

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If you caught a chinchilla in Chile and cut off his beard willy nilly, you could honestly say that you have just made, a Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.

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In 2019, 30 years after its first release, Billy Joel should re-release "We Didn't Start the Fire" with another verse filled with all the shit that's happened since.

It contains 30 years of headlines, and it will have been 30 years since.

Coitus and Fellatio sound like a pair of Shakespeare characters.

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