If fast food places gave cashiers 1% of the orders they rung up back as a bonus, they'd probably see productivty and upselling Skyrocket. They'd tell all their friends and family to eat there and would be super motivated. It could easily pay for itself.

This could be an alternative to raising minimum wage. It would give them a raise but make it contingent on their performance and how much money they bring in the company... and would allow them a base pay with no set cap.

"Don't knock it till ya try it" would be a great slogan for a doorbell company.

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In the Pokémon games, when Nurse Joy says "We hope to see you again!", she's basically telling you she hopes you get fucked up.

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April 1st would be the worst day for a zombie outbreak to begin

It would spread so easy.

Somewhere, there's a 50 year old billionaire who's future trophy wife hasn't even been born yet.

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Breaking out of a cult like Scientology sounds like the premise of a Tom Cruise film.

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I wonder if my cursor has passed over every pixel on my screen

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