Someone is going to say “I have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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If Justin Bieber somehow commits suicide, the internet would feel so shitty, being part of the largest case of cyber-bullying in history.

Edit: I'll add that I myself don't care too much for Bieber. Just realizing how fast the narrative of the story can change if our giving him shit did lead him to suicide.

It would actually be more mind-blowing and have much larger ramifications if we found human beings on another world instead of aliens.

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There exists a person who encounters the fewest % of red traffic lights in the world, out of pure statistical luck.

And there also exists the opposite.

Who decided to call porn magazines that, and not Nudespapers?

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Every teacher in England is an English teacher.

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If you took the whole solar system and shrunk it down so that the Sun was at your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be just where you’d expect it to be.

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