A girl saying "I just want to try one bite of your food" is the equivalent of a guy saying "just the tip"

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Centaurs would make great meat for BBQs because of their two rib cages.

Who doesn't like ribs?

If you close both eyes, they see black. If you close one eye, it sees nothing.

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The feeling I had selling my PC, to pay for my wife's wedding ring, is probably the same feeling my Dad had selling his Camaro to marry my Mom.

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They should make "Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2" with Matthew Broderick as a middle-aged white collar worker playing hooky from work

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Tinder could pull data on how many people like your profile vs how many who view it and give you a percentile based off all people of your age and sex. They could literally tell you if are a 4 or a 9 based on unbiased data.

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Girls are more comfortable being naked around each other because they don't have to worry about getting an accidental erection and making things awkward.

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