Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you're a cashier at McDonald's

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I wonder if one of my calls to a billing company that 'may be recorded for training purposes' has ever actually been used for training purposes.

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"My girlfriend and I are having a baby" and "I got my girlfriend pregnant" give the same basic facts, but get completely opposite reactions.

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The craters on the moon are like battle scars from how many times it's defended Earth

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That Google Chrome "what tab is being noisy?" speaker icon should function as a mute button.

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I wonder how many people's last word has been "fuck"

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Microsoft should make a virus scanner called "Windex".

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