People wear masks to keep their identity hidden. Ninja turtles wear masks so we know which one we're looking at

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People say life is short when in reality it is literally the longest thing you will ever experience.

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When the inventor of the USB stick dies, they will lower the coffin, then bring it back up, turn it around, then lower it again.

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"It's your word against mine" would be an excellent slogan for Scrabble.

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If everyone on earth gave you $2, you wouldn't even be on the list of the 60 wealthiest people alive.

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If someone handed me a back scratcher, regardless of whether back itches or not, I will scratch my back with it.

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Babys are like universal remotes, you must program them to the language you speak.

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