If time travel is ever invented time travel is always invented.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Watching your favorite sports team is just gambling but instead of using money you use your happiness.

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The little space in "girl friend", that means she isn't your "girlfriend", is the friendzone.

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I went to the bathroom right before midnight and finished right after midnight. Same shit, different day.

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I wonder if, through evolution, rain sounds are "soothing" at night because there's less of a chance of predators in a storm

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On April fools day, after you've watched a porn video it should say "Succesfully shared to Facebook".

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