Putting on glasses is like switching from 240p to 1080p.

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I wonder how many fake arguments I've lost in other people's heads.

Probably a lot.

The lottery is a great example of how if everyone just pitched in a couple dollars, how much money could be accumulated to get something big done.

Or get a lot of boats filled with coke.

In a Chinese restaurant, just about everything is made in China except the food, making it the most American thing there.

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If there are infinite universes, there's one in which coin flips always result in heads and a scientist is deemed as crazy for saying there's a 50% chance that a coin flip results in tails.

Idk how this even got into my mind.

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Ok guys I get it just because there are infinite universes doesn't mean that any possibility can happen, chill out it's a shower thought not a math lesson

I'll pay a dollar to hear a song one time in a bar but I'll never pay a dollar on iTunes to have a song forever.

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George R.R. Martin could write sex scenes for any actor he wants to see naked in the show.

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