A failure rate of 0.0000005 doesn't sound so bad until you have a dead pixel

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If 9/11 had happened this year instead of 2001, we'd have all kinds of horrifying, incredible footage from people trapped inside the World Trade Center since everyone would have had a smartphone.

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If my ceiling fan could hold my body weight, I'd never be bored again.

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If we didn't have a leap day today would be July 15, 2017 and we'd all be complaining how cold it is for the middle is summer.

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A skateboard manufacturer should run an add campaign called "Make America Skate Again".

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If in 10 years time I don't have to set an alarm any time during the week, it means I've either succeeded in life or fucked up real bad.

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My mother was born on this day 44 years ago. I'm now 22. Because of leap year, she has only had 11 "true" birthdays. I am exactly twice as old as my mom, yet exactly half her age.

Hmm