Even though a working lightsaber sounds awesome, you know some asshole would immediately kill a bunch of people and ruin it for the rest of us

"Ooh look at me, first guy to do a mass slicing, I'll be infamous." Total dick move

there's probably a thousand gay people coming out of the closet today just to test the waters

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12:00pm is earlier than 11:59pm

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I bet dads of porn stars are a lot more careful than the rest of us about which videos they click on.

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In TV murder mysteries, why does a killer who's about to kill someone by means of an injection always find it necessary to flick the syringe to eliminate any 'harmful' bubbles beforehand?

... just think about it ...

Joining reddit is like going to a new school. There are cliques and inside jokes, people are overly critical, and they laugh at you, not with you.

It's quite small... But I guess we can squeeze in.

Every living soldier has a perfect K:D ratio

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