"Boneless wings" are just chicken nuggets for adults

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If a girl likes water, she already likes 75% of me

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Technically speaking, Aliens invaded the moon on July 20th 1969

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Five year old me looked at the ice cream truck driver with admiration. Adult me now looks at him with suspicion.

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If the zoo tranquilized the gorilla and the little boy was killed, there would be an uproar about how society values the lives of animals over black kids.

Gorilla Lives Matter

Making your bed in the morning is like tying your shoes after taking them off.

Sure it looks nice, but does it serve any functional purpose?

When I have to enter my email to be unsubscribed from a list, I feel like I'm actually just adding myself to another list.

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