I see kids at my college driving $60,000 cars yet earlier today I used quarters to buy gas.

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People who speak multiple languages get another go at listening to airport announcements

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You know you've officially broken in a new phone when it stops trying to auto-correct "Fuck" for you.

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I've spanked my wife way more than her parent ever did.

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I may go through my whole life with an allergy without ever knowing what it is

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I think marijuana is illegal because the pharmecutical companies can't patent a plant.

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The real annoyance with the loss of a headphones jack is that assholes will feel even less scrupulous to openly play sound in the bus.

I'm shure they'll mostly be young.