If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn't be as much of a problem.

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I'm no longer paying to win the lottery. I'm paying to fantasize about my life if I won the jackpot.

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It's pretty close to the 2020s and I still think of the 90's as a few years ago

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If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.

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I wonder how high on the list "Google" must be on the list of top search requests for Bing.

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Whoever discovered popcorn must have freaked the fuck out.

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Why is cancer awareness still a thing? Who the hell is not aware of cancer?

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