On Mars, the Reddit mascot should be a human

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We're taught to be aware of external danger before the situation arises like a fire in a building, but no one teaches us how to be aware of internal/mental signs of danger like suicide or depression. Coping mechanisms should be taught before the mental danger, not after depression hits.

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I will consider myself an adult when I can consistently and correctly cook the amount of pasta I need to eat

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Puberty is like a forced free upgrade for humans

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One day when google is beaming gigabit bandwidth into our homes, facebook will be providing free internet to the globe, space X will be colonizing our solar system, and apple will still be spending millions to make fancier packaging.

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What if ghosts don't kill us because then we'd be ghosts and it'd be super awkward.

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Viagra is like caps lock for your dick.

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