Half the people in Halloween costumes I'm seeing on social media are girls in revealing outfits. The other half are babies. I guess one leads to the other.

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Being a parent of a toddler on Halloween makes me realize the amount of candy my parents must have stolen from me growing up.

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Condom companies should have a 'First Time' kit with a couple different sized condoms, lube, and sex do's and dont's inside of a plain brown box.

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White people are the only ones not allowed to be proud of the colour of their skin.

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Sometimes when im cracking my neck i think i might go to far one day and kill my self

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If keyboards came with braille on them, we all could have subconsciously learnt braille by now.

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Isn't it weird that war is literally just a concept of "we can't come to a logical solution so we're just going to try to kill all of your people"

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