It is 364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up.

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Speedrunners spend a massive amount of time playing a game, in order to spend the least amount of time playing the game

mind=blown

Does anyone else get that weird sensation of their phone vibrating in their pocket or hearing the text tone but you know your phone is on the table next to you?

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Almost everyone hates waking up early, Bosses, managers, workers, everyone. Yet all of these people mutually agree to go to work early or that school should start early. Wtf?

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I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD…or perhaps just a bald dude.

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Half the people in Halloween costumes I'm seeing on social media are girls in revealing outfits. The other half are babies. I guess one leads to the other.

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Being a parent of a toddler on Halloween makes me realize the amount of candy my parents must have stolen from me growing up.

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