Shouldn't it be "teethpaste"?

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I should get a discount for using self checkout.

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'Landlord' is one of the most medieval titles still in use that I can think of.

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I can fall asleep perfectly fine in a bright, noisy classroom but when I go to bed too early, I can't sleep

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Do you think the marketing guy who came up with the slogan 'They're Great' still can't quite believe his luck that Kellogs said 'Yes! That's just what we were looking for!'

I mean, that can't have been a hard days work to come up with that one.

The other night I was at the liquor store and I saw a guy steal some beer and I didn't say anything. It just occurred to me that is how Uncle Ben died.

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It must suck to drive as a cop, everyone around you is going the speed limit

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