I find strangers attractive because they haven't pissed me off yet

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If I go up to a random person on the street and assault them, I would probably wear something huge and identifying like a sombrero so when they ask for a physical description, that's all he can think of.

I would probably burn the Sombrero later

Edit: credit goes to my brother who said this while we were watching Super

I miss the older cartoons when the items that were gunna be touched in the scene were obviously discolored

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Myspace is so oldschool now, it's surprising that Hipsters haven't embraced it as their own.

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Back then when a singer got caught lipsyncing it was scandalous. Now most pop and rap concerts have some extend of lipsyncing and people accept it

Edit: Looking at you, Mariah Carey

Society will have achieved equality when a man can walk into a bar and several women offer to buy him a drink.

This was intended to make people laugh because of how silly it is. I don't actually see this as proof of gender equality, but I mean it would say something about gender stereotypes.

Please don't get triggered over this. It's all in good humour.

When you get the age at which sleepovers seem childish, you instead have "invite-your-friends-to-drink-and-have-them-crash-for-the-night"-overs.

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