The thing I miss most about childhood is being more excited for something fun happening the next day than I was to sleep that night.

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Childless sounds sad and lonely but childfree sounds amazing and liberating.

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Maybe the Marines in Halo are so bad at driving because self driving cars are what they all used in their civilian lives in the future

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If I were a surgeon I would put a calender of 2021 anaesthetic recovery room

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Every time I hear a scientist talking about how amazing and complex the brain is I can't help but think it's a bit arrogant. Like, "Hey brain what do you think of yourself?" "I AM A BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS UNICORN"

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If my behavior in video games is any indicator, I should be freakishly comfortable with looting things off of dead bodies.

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Every book should come with a free ebook download code, just like vinyls come with a free mp3 download code.

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