Every time I try to write something original here, nobody sees it. Every time somebody posts a repost, everybody sees it. (Repost)

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Back in elementary school if I saw pencil on the ground I would first judge the size of the eraser left on it to deem whether it was worth my time to pick up.

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Kim Kardashian's kids are going to get the worst "your mom" jokes

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When all I did was fap to porn, do drugs, and sleep all day, I wished I had a successful life and someone to share it with. Now that I have a career and a fiancée, I wish I could fap to porn, do drugs and sleep all day.

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4°F hotter outside is nothing. 4°F hotter in my body is an inferno.

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Morning news on the TV has become 'Here's what happened on the Internet yesterday.'

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There could be an animal with perfect camouflage, and we would never know.

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