It must be really nice to have your basic needs met enough to be able to stay home in protest of something.

I mean this in the most sincere way. I longed to be with the Occupy WallStreet movement, the Standing Rock protest, and more, but I am the sole provider for a family of 4.

I never realized how much I was in denial about going bald until I tried to design my Nintendo Mii.

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The most annoying thing about stupid people is that they don't know they're stupid.

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I secretly give Adam Levine huge loyalty points for never ditching Maroon 5 and going solo.

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Birth is the #1 cause of deaths

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When you say "my old man" you're talking about your father. When you say "my old lady" you're talking about your wife. Does English have an Oedipus complex?

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People on the Internet who apologize for their grammar because English isn't their first language, tend to have pretty good grammar.

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