I would pay good money for Morgan Freeman to be the voice of Siri.

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You can never be bros with your son because you already broke a major bro code...you slept with his mom.

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If they ever remake The Princess Bride, the should have Fred Savage telling the story to his grandkid. Thereby making it a remake and a sequel.

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Scary Movies should include high frequency noises which only dogs can hear, in order to make dogs bark at the TV leading up to scary parts in the show with high tension.

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When a hot guy enters a room, gay guys AND straight guys both want him to be gay.

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Whenever I receive an official looking envelope in the mail, I assume that some misdeed from the past has caught up with me.

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People named "Alexa" must really frustrate people with Amazon Echos when she visits

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