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Wednesday, November 1, 2017

If you take an online IQ test and pay for the results, you fail the test by default.

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If you've had sex with less than 12 people then having sex with you is more exclusive than walking on the moon

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If Tom Hanks gets accused of harassment, all hope is lost.

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One day, someone will say "’sup" for the last time ever. He will be the Last Supper.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

60 years ago tonight Red Forman first coined the phrase "Dumbass"

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Buying Halloween candy as an adult is like paying your dues for all the years of free candy you took from people.

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People will eat the same thing for breakfast every day of their life, but absolutely lose it when they have the same thing for dinner two nights in a row.

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