Flat earthers shouldn't be allowed to celebrate New Years

Since it recognizes another year of the earth circling the sun

If you are born in Australia and immediately fly to New York you will be negative age

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Our fingers have fingertips, but our toes don't have toetips...yet we can tiptoe.

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Music was better when people who weren’t good looking were also allowed to make it.

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It'd be so much cooler if the ball in Times Square climbed a little bit higher every night of the year at midnight until it reached its highest point on December 31st, then dropped as always to start the new year

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Entering ‘99’ on a microwave cooks 39 seconds longer than entering ‘100’

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Somebody was paid to stand in a studio and say Pikachu hundreds of times over in subtly different ways.

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