As an adult, I'm not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would.

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If I have 1 kid I'm screwed financially. If I have 20 kids I'll get my own tv show and be rich.

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You can ask your brain to give itself a name. After a short conversation, mine chose Stanley.

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I have gone camping for a week at the same place every year since I was born. When I am 52 I will have spent a year of my life there

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If I save up all my dryer lint, I could spin it back into yarn and knit myself a sweater that's the average color of my entire wardrobe.

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AutoCorrect should have options such as "I intend to swear.", "I have a large lexicon." and "I regularly use technical words."

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I'm deaf, so every video you post is just a really long .gif to me.

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