Pimp my ride was the weirdest charity program in history

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If the Mythbusters made a show with the guys from Jackass (testing the myths on them) it would be spectacular.

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The worst way to break up with a Harry Potter fan would be to give them a sock.

I'm so cruel.

I would have been called crazy 20 years ago if I would have said Dr Dre would become a billionaire and well-respected rapper while Bill Cosby would become a rapist.

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If you order DiGiorno Pizza on Amazon, it IS delivery.

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When you're over at a couple's place, there's almost a 100% chance they've had sex on the couch they expect you to sit on.

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If people could hear my thoughts in public places, I'd get beaten up. A lot.

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