A lifetime supply of McDonalds is actually pretty short.

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Someone, somewhere, has had sex with the guy that dresses up like the sun in the Jimmy Dean breakfast ads.

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A chainsaw is kind of like a steam punk lightsaber

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Your computer is the only thing in your life that knows the absolute real you

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A broken military clock is only right once a day.

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I've seen so much porn etc over my life that I don't even consider a top less woman porn anymore.

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I wonder if insects that can fly have a maximum height that they feel comfortable with going.

Oh shit my first time on the front page! I knew getting high would have its benefits someday!