On April fools day, after you've watched a porn video it should say "Succesfully shared to Facebook".

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The rarest thing I own is an Unlimited Verizon data plan.

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I wonder if our Sun is part of a constellation for aliens on a distant planet.

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If you're out of breath on a regular basis, you're probably either very fit or very unfit.

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Since doggy style is used by animals ranging from mice to elephants, it really should be called "Beast Mode"

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If I dont know exactly what is being advertised before the skip ad button pops up, you have failed as an advertiser.

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Chicken wings are 99% responible for celery being wasted.

Stop trying to force these vegetables on me. I ordered 10 chicken wings with extra sauce, a side of fries covered in seasoning salt. What, in gods name makes you think I make healthy decisions?

Edit: 99% according to a survey I made up for this post.