"It is better to ask forgiveness than permission" is great motivational advice, but a terrible sexual education slogan.

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If Kim Jong Un does anything really impressive and tells people, no one will ever believe him

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Seven and eleven both have the word even in their names. Yet they are odd numbers.

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Outer space is 50 miles up. Canada is 200 miles north. I'm closer to outer space than I am to Canada.

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Urinals probably think toilets are bi-sexuals.

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If you're a subpar golfer, you're actually doing pretty well.

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Considering the smallest dollar note is $1, and the smallest euro note is €5, european strippers (should) earn significantly more money.

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