If Spongebob had come from a country other than America, we'd all look at it and say "What the fuck am I watching?"

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What if Brock from Pokemon always keeps his eyes closed... so he doesn't meet eyes with people and get in random Pokemon battles

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For animals, they are living in a post apocalyptic world, where there was a human uprising and took over.

Animals must constantly be fearing hordes of humans coming to take over their "safe havens" aka forests and whatever natural landscapes are left.

If ancient Rome had newspapers, the obituaries and the sports page would have been the same.

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Colgate had a 5 million dollar commercial to tell me to turn my faucet off to save water for the needy. When that 5 million could buy 74,671,445 bottles of water and they could tell me how to brush my teeth on their box.

"Did that go the way you thought it would go?" Will Ferrell

Peyton Manning is the first QB to win a Super Bowl with a baby horse team and also a grown up horse team

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Amazon should have a "Secret Santa" feature, where you buy an item for a random person who has it on their wish list.

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