If Jesus had died today, he probably would have been the subject of many memes just like Harambe

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I realise now that when adult's occasionally didn't reply to something i said when i was young, it wasn't because they didn't hear me, it's because i said something stupid.

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Sour, bitter and salty are very different tastes but very similar moods.

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The problem is not people being uneducated; The problem is that they are educated just enough to believe what they've been taught. And not educated enough to question what they've been taught

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Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

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Considering that two of the things people enjoy the most are having sex and making money, it's surprising how frowned upon it is if they do those things together.

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People don't like it when you share your opinion. They only like when you share their opinion.

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