It must suck to drive as a cop, everyone around you is going the speed limit

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My phone's auto rotate wouldn't work in space.

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I set my music to shuffle and then skip every song on my playlist to find the song that I actually want to play.

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"The Sky's the limit" would be a terrible slogan for NASA

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What if outer space is full of dead time travelers who didn't account for celestial motion?

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If Dwayne Johnson ever wrote an autobiography he should format it like a text book and title it Geology.

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Hipsters, in their effort to not succumb to conformity, end up being one of the most generalized groups ever.

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