When a hot guy enters a room, gay guys AND straight guys both want him to be gay.

No text found

Whenever I receive an official looking envelope in the mail, I assume that some misdeed from the past has caught up with me.

No text found

People named "Alexa" must really frustrate people with Amazon Echos when she visits

No text found

How it's made should make an episode on how they make an episode

No text found

When couples say they're trying to start a family, it's also a polite and acceptable way of telling people like grandparents and co-workers that they're having tons of sex all the time

No text found

I wonder if anyone has accidentally killed themself trying to crack their neck

No text found

A firefly, linguistically speaking, is the opposite of a waterfall.

No text found