Motorcyclists who don't wear helmets are cool but not because of freedom, because people need organs.

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The old you is the young you

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Next year we'll get porn from girls born in the year 2000.

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They say you wake up right after you dream you've died because your brain doesn't know what comes next, this also explains why I always wake up right before I dream I have sex.

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Can we just appreciate the fact that movies don't have laugh tracks

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If I was rich, I'd post memes on billboards.

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Every t-shirt I've ever bought is a future pajama top.

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