Friday, March 20, 2015

I go through the 5 stages of grief every workday morning.


Denial - Hit snooze and go right back to sleep.


Anger - Damnit, alarm! Shut up! I hate you!


Bargaining - I would do anything to be able to keep sleeping without getting fired.


Depression - But I need the money... I guess I don't have a choice. Climb out of bed like a zombie, sad to be out in the cruel cold world.


Acceptance - Ok fine, I'm awake now. Being awake isn't so bad. Time to get on with it then.






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