Nothing makes you feel more emotions in less time than getting your finger stuck in a small hole and being unable to pull it out

Mild curiosity: "I wonder if my finger fits here."

Mild satisfaction: "Yup."

Mild anxiety: "I hope i can pull it out now."

Anxiety: "Fuck. It's stuck!"

Desperation: "I'm gonna have to cut it off!"

Self loathing: "Why did I even do this? I'm such an idiot!"

Relief: "Oh, it came out."

Edit: Yes, I realize the sexual connotations. No, it was not on purpose.