It occurred to me as I watched Deadpool last night, that Deadpool should teach a brief sex education lesson in the beginning of Deadpool 2 to punish crappy parents who bring their kids to rated R movies.

Basically, I saw Deadpool yesterday, it was awesome. But after seeing the how many shitty parents brought their super young children to it, I had an idea.

First, given how Deadpool loves to break the 4th wall, I thought it would be great for the movie to start with Deadpool looking around the theater and saying something along the lines of "Wow, children at my movie! Damn, your shitty parents really fucked up tonight, didn't they!" And then continue to insult the parents or give "bad" advice for children, such as telling them to steal from their crappy parents. BUT, then I thought it could be a perfect opportunity for Deadpool to teach some sexual education! Something like, "So, children, your parents thought it would be a good idea to bring you here tonight! Well, time to correct their fuck-up. Boys and girls, listen up! Sex is fun and feels great, but should be done safely, because if you don't you can get some fucking nasty diseases... Condoms are like rubber bulletproof shields for your penis..." etc.