Ya know all of those bad guys who went to jail at the end of all of those 80's and 90's action-comedy movies? Most of them would be out of jail by now.

Ya know the Fratelli's from the Goonies? Marv and Harry from Home Alone? Eric from Billy Madison? All of them, out in the general population for years by now. I was seriously contemplating posting this is /r/LegalAdvice just to see what kind of time some of the most infamous movie offenders would have got. It would be interesting to have some people in the field make some estimates.