Talking to my mom is like going through an unskipable cutscene in a game I've played several times.

Just keep trying to spam 'A' hoping it'll end earlier.

Edit: Well shit... I didn't expect the grim and foreboding responses like "wait until she dies", or "at least your mother is still alive". For the record, I love my mom, but I felt like many can relate to the feeling to hearing the same thing over and over again from either of their parents, it was supposed to be funny.