I'm a straight female who always goes to the dentist twice a year. At some point in my life, the amount of time I've spent with dicks in my mouth surpassed the time I've spent with a dental hygienist in there.

There's not enough Orbit Gum in the world to clean this mouth up.

I might be an adult female, but I feel like a 16 year old boy right now.

Edit: Shout out to my real life best friend who gave me reddit gold for this. If you had a dick, I would suck it every day.