I am almost 44. If I were given a dollar, for every minute of my existence, I'd have less than 25 million dollars. By comparison, Bill Gates has earned $3,477 for every minute of my existence.

Website Playback.fm has this link that tells you the #1 song on your birthday.

It also tells you, as you can see from this screen capture, how many minutes you've been alive, give or take a few hundred minutes.

Doing the math, if someone had given me a $1 bill for every second of my existence, I would have only $23,003,625.

Dividing Bill Gates' net worth of $80BILLION (rounded down from $80.4B) by the 23,0003,625 minutes I've been alive yields roughly $3,477 per minute that the big BG has earned for every minute of my life.

I'm going to go cry in fetal position now.