No-one has seen me wipe my butt in close to 30 years. What if I'm doing it wrong?

EDIT - I didn't realize how controversial wiping your bung hole could be...

1- I'm female, I realise front to back

2- Dookie balls?? What in ever loving fuck.

I wipe while still sitting by reaching between my legs but I feel like everyone else lifts a cheek and goes at it from the side