Sunday, April 26, 2015

If I had a bunch of psychics I would start a pizza place instead of a psychic hotline.

Imagine it pizza getting there by the time you pick up the phone. I can just imagine it.

Door bell rings "pizza delivery" said delivery guy

Home owner "I haven't ordered yet."

Dg "We're called psychic pizza for a reason"

Homeowner "I was going to only order 1 pizza"

"You in laws are coming to visit in a bit without the the extra pizza they make you go to that New Mexican restaurant where you get food poisoning for the whole week and miss a big contract at work or should I take this second pizza back.



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